JH and Jim at Wolf Creek. - Joel's Head

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Joelshead and Jim enjoy an afternoon of skiing at Wolf Creek. No American record producers, singers, actors, and politicians whose career spanned over three decades were harmed in the making of this photograph, nor were any trees.

(Photo courtesy of Ken.)

Joelshead Joins SG - Joel's Head

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Joelshead joins Suicide Girls. (Courtesy of Brian.)

Hey Big Boy - Joel's Head

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“Hey Big Boy, try these on for size.”

(Photo and caption courtesy of Chad.)

Act Now! - Joel's Head

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For Sale - Joel's Head

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FOR SALE:
24" Diameter, Ocean-Grown Pearl Necklace; worn only twice. $500.

Are these pearls natural, cultured, or imitation?
We carry only genuine cultured pearls. Fine cultured pearls are the most popular pearls today and what you see when you go to any retail jewelry shop. Natural pearls are extremely rare due to overfishing and pollution, thus a pearl diver may dive a lifetime and only end up with a handful of pearls, in which most will probably not be very pretty.

ACT NOW AND GET WHAT'S LEFT OF A STEAK DINNER: FREE!

Also, we'll include this scale-looking thing. Not really sure what it is.

But buy the necklace.

Now.

Head Twangs Forward - Joel's Head

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Country Twang?

With the release of his latest single, (I Got) Head in Low Places, Garth Head rises to the top of the singles chart again, currently the only country single to occupy ALL TOP 10 SPOTS AT ONCE.

And You Think Your Job Stinks - Joel's Head

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Your Job Stinks?

Head Plays Sold-Out Concert - Joel's Head

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Head, who has a new album, 'Musicology,'' and is currently on tour, performs at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, March 29, 2004. (AP Photo/Afshin Shahidi) Head is well-known for such musical masterpieces as "Dewberry Beret", "When Heads Cry", and "(We're Gonna Party Like It's) 1999 (Even Though It's 2004)".

Tomatina Festival - Joel's Head

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Young people "bathe" in tomatoes during the 'Tomatina' Festival in Bunol, Spain. Looks like fun, doesn't it? German anglers rang for help after they were shot at with tomatoes fired from a home-made cannon powered by hairspray. According to one participant, "I shouldn't have drunk so many liters of beer before I got into the tomato tank, if you know what I mean." (AFP/File/Jose Jordan)

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There are many who believe that the downfall of "Happy Days" began when Fonzie "jumped the shark" on water skis.

What many don't know is that it almost jumped before it even began. The original "Fonzie" ("Joel Fonzerelli"), shown above in a rare studio promotional photo, was replaced by his cousin "Arthur Fonzerelli". Producers, directors, fellow actors and the Live Studio Audience just couldn't work with Joel.

Personally, I believe the show began it's decline by hiring Ted McGinley, thereby imposing the death penalty on itself (always remember, the first sign that a TV show is headed downhill, is when Ted gets a job). But, that's just one man's opinion.

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