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Patented New Electro-Suck-O-Matic-Tron-Inator Solves All Your Hairdo Problems!

Trims hair!
Curls hair!
Cleans and dries hair!
Injects IQ-enhancing proteins directly into your skull!
Looks nifty!

ONLY $1,499.99!

While supplies last! Operators are standing by! Not legal in most states!

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