For Sale
FOR SALE:
24" Diameter, Ocean-Grown Pearl Necklace; worn only twice. $500.
Are these pearls natural, cultured, or imitation?
We carry only genuine cultured pearls. Fine cultured pearls are the most popular pearls today and what you see when you go to any retail jewelry shop. Natural pearls are extremely rare due to overfishing and pollution, thus a pearl diver may dive a lifetime and only end up with a handful of pearls, in which most will probably not be very pretty.
ACT NOW AND GET WHAT'S LEFT OF A STEAK DINNER: FREE!
Also, we'll include this scale-looking thing. Not really sure what it is.
But buy the necklace.
Now.