Joelshead and Jim enjoy an afternoon of skiing at Wolf Creek. No American record producers, singers, actors, and politicians whose career spanned over three decades were harmed in the making of this photograph, nor were any trees.

(Photo courtesy of Ken.)

Joelshead joins Suicide Girls. (Courtesy of Brian.)

“Hey Big Boy, try these on for size.”

(Photo and caption courtesy of Chad.)

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With the release of his latest single, (I Got) Head in Low Places, Garth Head rises to the top of the singles chart again, currently the only country single to occupy ALL TOP 10 SPOTS AT ONCE.

Head, who has a new album, 'Musicology,'' and is currently on tour, performs at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, March 29, 2004. (AP Photo/Afshin Shahidi) Head is well-known for such musical masterpieces as "Dewberry Beret", "When Heads Cry", and "(We're Gonna Party Like It's) 1999 (Even Though It's 2004)".

Young people "bathe" in tomatoes during the 'Tomatina' Festival in Bunol, Spain. Looks like fun, doesn't it? German anglers rang for help after they were shot at with tomatoes fired from a home-made cannon powered by hairspray. According to one participant, "I shouldn't have drunk so many liters of beer before I got into the tomato tank, if you know what I mean." (AFP/File/Jose Jordan)

There are many who believe that the downfall of "Happy Days" began when Fonzie "jumped the shark" on water skis.

What many don't know is that it almost jumped before it even began. The original "Fonzie" ("Joel Fonzerelli"), shown above in a rare studio promotional photo, was replaced by his cousin "Arthur Fonzerelli". Producers, directors, fellow actors and the Live Studio Audience just couldn't work with Joel.

Personally, I believe the show began it's decline by hiring Ted McGinley, thereby imposing the death penalty on itself (always remember, the first sign that a TV show is headed downhill, is when Ted gets a job). But, that's just one man's opinion.

Wow! I can't believe I lost this! It has always been a prized possesion of mine.

circa March, 1974

In this photo, Rabbi Swift speaks to an onlooker, explaining the position of religious Jews concerning the Zionist state.

Crowds gathered Sunday to honor San Francisco's newly married same-sex couples as politicians continued to debate whether the mayor overstepped his authority in allowing the unions.

About 2,000 people attended a mass wedding reception for the couples at the Hyatt Regency Hotel's Grand Ballroom, which was decorated with purple and white balloons. Well-dressed couples wearing heart-shaped red, white and blue stickers that said "Freedom to Marry" arrived before the event.

What is proper keyboard placement?

Keyboards should be located to allow a comfortable, neutral posture during use. This is typically considered to be directly in front of you, at seated elbow height. Proper keyboard placement assists in keeping a neutral keyboarding posture which is generally stated as: shoulders back and relaxed; the upper arms resting down, to the side of your body; the elbows making an approximate 90 degree bend; the forearms horizontal, parallel to the floor; and the wrists being in-line with the forearms with minimal bending up or down, left or right.

Placement of the keyboard to the side results in twisting, awkward postures, and uneven loading on the body. A keyboard too high or low contributes to poor posture of the shoulders, arms, and hands and should be avoided for frequent keyboard use.

More recent research at Cornell University has indicated that a slight backward tilt of the keyboard, to level the keys, is beneficial for wrist posture while typing. Thus, in general, the keyboard surface should be as flat as possible. The University of California, San Francisco and Berkeley's Ergonomics Lab is also conducting research into keyboard design issues.

Related to keyboard positioning, the pointing device (mouse, trackball, etc.) should be located as close to the keyboard as possible and at the same height. Having a keyboard positioned in a tray without enough room for a mouse has frequently resulted in high, far reaches which should be avoided.

By: Charles Farrar
02-03-2004

WASHINGTON - Washington has kept abreast of Janet Jackson and Joel's Head's Super Bowl halftime stunt - to the point where the Federal Communications Commission is said to be investigating whether decency rules were broken in the incident, in which Head exposed Jackson's right breast during a [teenybopper] music number.

Jackson herself has apologized for the incident, while Head had earlier blamed the breast exposure on what he called "wardrobe malfunction." [Ed: This highly technical term was confirmed as correct by an independent group of imaginary scientists.]

The incident happened during a performance of "Clone Your Body," when Head came to the line, "I'll get you duplicated by the end of this song," and removed a leather cup from Jackson's costume to expose her breast, which wore what looked like either a star or a sun shape on and around the nipple.

"Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration," said Greg Major, the United States' last Great Northern wanderer, referring to his own family watching a sporting event called the Super Bowl. "Instead, that celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt."

"Which is exactly why I'm buying a TiVO for next year's game," he added. "I want to be able to instant replay all the good parts."