Bringing You the Finest Human Clones Available Joel's Head Laboratories is an independently owned and operated cloning laboratory located in historic Houston Texas. Our corporate mission is to deliver the finest quality(1) multi-purpose human clones that money can buy. We employ the finest staff of human cloning technicians, engineers, designers, and genetic architects. They work non-stop to bring you fantastic new cloning innovations using our innovative RapidClone™ technology and proprietary tissue samples. We have more experience under one roof than any other human cloning corporation in the world(2) - period. Our Houston-based facilities are second to none. Our scientists utilize a wide array of custom designed equipment in our multi-billion dollar physical plant. From our brand-new Simultron Phase Orientation Manipulators to the unique, Canadian-built Orifice Implantment Chucker to our 1,000,000+ battery of Pyrex-brand 50cc test tubes, our equipment represents the state-of-the-art. If you're in the market for a new clone or if you're just considering upgrading your existing clone, you've come to the right place. Our friendly, well-trained sales staff can assist you in finding the perfect clone for your needs and outfitting it with the accessories and upgrades that will help you get the most out of your clone. Please take the time to look around. You can view our online product catalog, browse our support library, and learn more about Joel's Head Laboratories. Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to visit the JHL corporate gift(3) shop on your way out! (1) The term "quality" is, by nature, very subjective and should not be considered a guarantee or warranty extended to the public. For more information, please contact our legal department. (2) The term "world" is defined by JHL as the area immediately surrounding our Houston Texas facility. (3) The term "gift" does not denote that the products described are free of charge. All material on this site is the sole property of Joel's Head Laboratories. The unauthorized duplication, electronic or otherwise, of any material is stricly prohibited without the express written consent of Joel's Head Laboratories and is punishable by Federal, State, and Local laws. Joel's Head Laboratories will prosecute to the full extent of any and all applicable laws. Owning a human clone is explicitly prohibited in certain areas. Please check local laws before ordering. Joel's Head Laboratories will not be held responsible for damages of any kind resulting in the purchase and/or operation of a JHL-brand clone. Any questions regarding this website or Joel's Head Laboratories brand products should be directed to our legal department at 1-800-JHL-LEGAL or by writing to us at: Joel's Head Laboratories Attn: Legal Department JHL Boulevard Sector #4199-LL Houston, TX 77098 NOTE: Human cloning is a delicate science and should not be attempted at home without proper training and materials which are available for purchase from Joels Head Laboratories.

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