On the evening of September 7th, Judge Judith Sheindlin ("Judge
Judy") called a special session of the State Municipal Court
to investigate charges of injunction violation brought forward by
the newly formed Fair Cloning Coalition. After a 28 hour hearing,
JHL was found "guilty" of violating the June 15th injunction
barring JHL from posting non-court sanctioned material. The judge
ordered JHL to pay a 7.3 million dollar fine to the Flesh Ribbons
Campaign, a strictly non-profit organization headed up by JHL Chief
Operating Officer Brad Randolph.
THE NEWS RELEASE
Judge Finds JHL Guilty
of Injunction Violation - Orders 7.3 Million Dollar Fine
TEXAS, September 9
/PRNewswire/ -- In a decision that doesn't come to much of a suprise
to many industry insiders, Judge Judith Sheindlin (a.k.a., Judge Judy)
found Joel's Head Laboratories guilty of injunction violations and
ordered JHL to pay a staggering 7.3 million dollar fine to the Flesh
Ribbons Campaign, a non-profit organization dedicated to the advancement
of cloning science.
"This is a big win for [the Fair Cloning
Coalition]. The information provided to us was incredibly up-to-date
and accurate. Only the highest officials normally have access to this
type of information. We couldn't have asked for anything more."
stated FCC chairman Dave Abbott. "After we received the tip from
the JHL insider, we felt it was our responsibility to report it to
the judge." The Fair Cloning Coalition (or FCC) was formed in
late July to actively pursue legal proceedings against massive cloning
conglomerates and the often unfair and imhumane methods they employ.
Obviously, JHL CEO Greg Major was not as
excited. "Obviously we are gravely concerned that the United
States legal system is taking such irrelevant documents as these [complete,
signed, and dated inventory bills from the JHL warehouse and revenue
reports for the past few months] into account when making decisions
that could impact our bottom line." Most industry insiders agree
that this decision will not, however, have a significant impact on
JHL's cash flow. This point was apparently validated when JHL CFO
Tanya Barnett paid the 7.3 million dollar fine in cash.
Founded in 1999 and based in Houston, TX,
Joel's Head Laboratories is the leading provider of fine Joel's Head
products. Visit JHL's web site at www.joelshead.com
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SOURCE Associated Press
EDITOR'S COMMENT
Industry insiders probably nailed that one.
