COMPANY NEWS AND PRESS RELEASES

November 30, 2001: Joels Head Laboratories Donates $100 Million to Local Residents

November 24, 2001: JHL Board of Directors Return After Extended Hiatus.

October 6, 1999: JHL trial continues despite delays.

October 6, 1999: JHL helps modernize a national monument.

October 1, 1999: There it was again. Very odd...

September 24, 1999: Freak fire in courthouse has authorities puzzled.

September 24, 1999: IRU vs JHL trial starts.

September 15, 1999: Trial date set for IRU vs JHL.

September 9, 1999: Judge rules on alleged injunction violations - orders 7.3 million dollar fine.

July 16, 1999: That's strange... did you hear something?

June 15, 1999: Judge issues injunction against JHL in IRU skirmish.

June 8, 1999: JHL submits its reply to IRU accusations.

May 11th, 1999: We would like to thank the Honorable William "Snickers" McNeelson for funding the new and improved JHL Interface Unit G14-8912. His tax deductible donation allowed our scientists to add the "There's Something New!" indicator light. Now, any time you visit the site and there's something new, the red light on the interface unit will blink indicating just that! Isn't technology great?

May 10th, 1999: Thanks to government funding and a very generous grant from the David Crosby Organ Harvesting Foundation we've been able to completely renovate and modernize JHL. A new interface, tons of new content, and other new and exciting innovations await you, our loyal customer.