1999 Factory Models

JHL is proud to reveal our 1999 models to the general public.

For years JHL products have been available only to special organizations, namely government agencies, eccentric billionaires, and traveling circuses. But due to our recent development breakthroughs in RapidClone technology, high priced, unreliable clones is a thing of the past!

All of our 1999 models have been thoroughly tested in our own, independent laboratory. Customer safety always takes a front seat to profitability at Joel's Head Laboratories.