Steve, a JHL experiment in high-ratio quasi-relational intelligence
seeding, decided to take a leave of absence from JHL's Houston-based
facility on September 6th, 1986 after hearing Iggy Pop for the first
time. Steve is an ambitious world traveler, but sadly he refuses to
give us his exact location so that our security teams can communicate
with him and convince him to come home to the warmth and security
of the H.R.Q.R.I.S. facility.
From time to time we receive letters and postcards from Steve letting
us know how he's doing and what he's been up to. If you happen to
encounter Steve, please do not make any attempt to communicate with
him. Please call our special Steve Hotline at 1-900-RUN-AWAY. Give
us your name, exact geographical location, and the time and date you
last saw Steve. You could win $50 cash!
Here's the first letter we received from Steve:
